Size of Jesus

Describing an object or thing as really big. Size of Jesus is a unit of measurement

"I saw a big spider in the hallway last night"
"How big was it?"
"Mate it was the size of Jesus"

by Normieroxanne July 8, 2018

Soizic

A Soizic is a rare specimen who only enters the lives of a lucky few. She is a devoted friend of which any person should feel privileged yet slightly wary of having. Soizic will support you fully whilst at the same time sporting a camel toe. She will help you relax yet sporadically scream to keep you in check.
If you are lucky enough to be invited to party with a Soizic, be sure to pre-drink for a few hours before you meet up with her, this will ensure you are on the same level of drunkenness as each other after her first drink.

Soizic is a women of many hearts, giving them away daily yet be wary to never upset a Soizic. She has hulk-like muscles hidden within her petite body as a defense mechanism again anyone who intends to harm.

Person 1: Who’s that woman dancing on the bar like a smashed crab?
Person 2: (shacking their head in shame) Why it’s Soizic of course, she’s had one drink.

by Constantinõ October 23, 2018

seized

When consuming too much indica cannabis you become seized and do not have the willpower to move.

Dave: fuck that last spliff got me.

Mike: yeah it was so strong
Dave: I'm so seized

by malvhd July 25, 2019

soozez

soozez are tears that are caused by sadness but they turn into positive energy by time

i hope theese tears turn into soozez soon

by najedknif January 7, 2021

Size 6 Soccerball.

Slang for Basketball. Reference to how half of the basketballs during a PE class are treated as soccer balls and kicked around.

Why are you kicking a basketball?

I thought it was a size 6 Soccerball.

by NihilegoBuil April 29, 2021

sizeka

Helpful individual , always going above and beyond for others!

Thank you for being sizeka!

by Mr Mendes May 28, 2021

Soilent

Soi-lent
Adjective.
Popularized on the informal social portion of twitter known as Black Twitter

When a person remains silent on a topic of crucial cultural, or political importance because they are intimidated by going against the socially accepted world view.

He knew vaccine passports were wrong, but when his coworkers praised them, he remained soilent.

by four teens hate 8 October 18, 2021