a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..
smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!
smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!
by NICk February 11, 2004
Get the oner&smokingboner mug.The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.
Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.
Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?
Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.
Bro2: Damn
Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?
Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.
Bro2: Damn
by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009
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a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies
by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023
Get the Smoking Penis mug.A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.
Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018
Get the The Sloping Companion mug.Smoking that "La La La" is an often miss interpreted phrase, but very common phase. Originally made famous by the song by none other than Jay-Z, who often smoked that La La La, the true definition to Smoking that "La La La" is taking a bloody AIDS filled tampon, from obviously a whore, and letting it dry for several days and then smoke it like a fat blunt.
by Blody Tewart November 10, 2010
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