smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.
by Michael McGuire February 08, 2004
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smashing bros

1. Sexual intercourse between two men, especially on a casual or hookup basis.

2. The act of playing Super Smash Brothers.
1. Tonight I'm smashing bros I found cruising on grindr.

2. Can't text; smashing bros.
by shinynarwhal December 28, 2015
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chas smash

1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"
"Have you looked at the smashportal today? Chas Smash posted another topic about his new band."
by Agatha Mold October 04, 2004
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Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 01, 2018
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Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
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tongue smashing

the term used by boys to describe the tongue kisses he has with his girl friend
you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?
by bbbig May 03, 2011
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Smashed Burgers

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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
Buttered buns… Smashed Burgersmayo
"I hope you two had fun"
by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023
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