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smash-banger

1. Relating to music production, in reference to a beat or song that gives you the tingles in your private areas.
2. A violent whore
3. A party where violent whores gather to both "smash" and "bang"
4. A word I made up for a potato-masher
1. Workin' on this smash-banger in the studio! I just came!

2. JESUS!! watch out for that smash-banger on the corner!

3. Whore: "You wanna go to this smash-banger later?"

Other whore: "of course I do. I'm a whore"

4. Potatoes are done! Hand me that smash-banger!
smash-banger by Them Lost Boys December 30, 2011
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smash dem' buns 

adjective: can be used in one of two general contexts:
1) describes the act of having insanely intense sexual intercourse wherein the recipient of the "smashing" is unable to walk properly for at least 24 hours.
2) prior to the process of eating (gorging) an item that contains bread of some sort. it serves as an almost war cry encouraging friends to consume in a 'man-vs-food' like action; purist users of the word will claim that its reserved exclusively for hamburgers but i feel this can be comfortably extended to include such items as dinner rolls as well.
1) First Use
Scene - Popular Night Club
Guy 1 - Dude, did you see that broad at the bar?
Guy 2 - The one with the black mini on?
Guy 1 - Yep, I'm gonna swim up and get that little mermaid a drink...then you know what I'm gonna do?
Guy 2 - Smash dem' buns?
Guy 1 - Yo, you know it bro! fist bumping

2) Other Use
Restaurant - Food Eating Contest
Huge 7lb hamburger is set at table
Contestant stares momentarily before turning to his friend
Friend - Yo, smash dem' buns bro! more fist bumping

smash day 

Day for sex.
"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"
smash day by Mikey3434 November 27, 2014

Smash the Mirror 

Idiomatic expression; English.

Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.
1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.

2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."
Smash the Mirror by kayleefirefly February 22, 2015

smash or dash 

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
smash or dash by EliteWingman October 14, 2016

Smash piss holes 

To have sex
I'm just lookin' for someone from smash piss holes with.
Smash piss holes by Willimus June 1, 2017

Smash December 

You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once
Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month
Smash December by Clout queen November 27, 2018