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Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.
by yonabout June 6, 2011
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Showerbate

I love to showerbate in cold water
by triangle_boy June 24, 2011
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Shower Snacking

While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.
Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"
by Anarcee October 8, 2011
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Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
by Riller78 June 11, 2013
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shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together
"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."
by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016
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Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.
I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.
by Buck naked May 29, 2017
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Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.
Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.
by Oreolization May 13, 2018
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