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Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.
by Baldmormon March 16, 2020
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shipping

The act of pairing any two characters together. Lonely people do this to try to suppress their own loneliness. It usually leads to making terrible fan art.
"Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are friends, they should date!" - a deviantard
"i love shipping narutoXgoku cuz i no they wuld b a gr8 couple and theyr hot"
- another deviantard
by Peskyplumber November 20, 2011
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Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.
"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."
by Zaeros April 4, 2009
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Texas Snapping Turtle

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt
by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005
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Slapping the bass

Slapping the bass is a sexual term and means to masturbate
Slapping the bass hard will cause a string to break
by L0llerc0aster June 4, 2010
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clam slapping

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.
"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"
by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006
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slapping nuts

The act of 2 homo sexual men having intercourse.causing there genitals to slap together.spawning the saying slapping nuts
Those guys we're humping so hard that they were slapping nuts
by Rob Poconos November 9, 2013
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