pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

butt shaved

Beaten badly, owned, or served.

Ken Jennings butt shaved everyone on Jeopardy.

by Negative- March 29, 2005

Shakedown

A means of exacting revenge where an individual snoops through another's computer with the intention of ousting a hidden porn collection and informing the public at large of its existence.

"What are you doing on my computer? Is this a fucking shakedown?"

by zomgba December 14, 2008

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

shmeeda

same as shmeed just a different way of saying the same word

"I got a little shmeeda if you want to smoke"

by Jennifer September 11, 2003

shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010

shaedin

Usually a slut that always talks crap. She thinks everyone is out to get her and only has a couple friends. Everyone knows she is a hoe except her. She is easy and guys use her for sex. One of the most dumb, slutty, stupid bitches you will meet.

Person 1: hey, you see that girl over there
person 2: yea she is a total shaedin

person 1: should I send nudes to my bf?
person 2: dont be a shaedin

by realdefinitiins June 19, 2014