Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011

Baby Safe

A male that has had a vasectomy to prevent pregnancy

You must be baby safe if you do not want to use a condom.

by AnnieT January 16, 2012

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

Jay safe

A fart nigga that eats hella dipsticks on da low. However, he's so swaggy he'll come through and clap your mom up on the sneak tip.

Jay Safe is always fucking your mom.

by Mikeysling3 January 1, 2018

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

Not Safe Here

It is a term used when a group chat has the tendency to be screenshotted.

Chat in another group as it’s not safe here. You’ve been watched by many.

by Niggg96 January 9, 2020

the safe

when you bust in her mouth and cover her mouth with either tape or your hand.

Yo u know that hoe emily, well i made her the safe.

by Hoe fucker March 1, 2021