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Present Mic

Tabitha Infantes true husband.
He is so loud, that she loves it anyway.
They have a complicated relationship, but in a good way. TIZASHI ALL THE WAY!

They are very cute together and they make the best couple!
Zashi-omg u just spilt coffee on my penis.

Tabby-HAHAHAH I adore you :) Present Mic, feel my wrath
by LIZZO LONGO February 3, 2020
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Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008
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Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
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Preening

To judge or view/stalk someone or something
Omg why are you preening my posts all the time
by Kikibomb October 6, 2018
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pretendisting

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011
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preventative stalking

When you stalk someone online after they make contact with you, you know, just to be sure they aren't some weird stalker type
No, it's not weird that I looked at his photos from two years ago, I was just doing preventative stalking
by carlydan February 2, 2015
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Prevening

The time after afternoon and before evening; 4pm-6pm
I'm coming home this prevening, we should meet up for dinner!
by skwashington January 26, 2016
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