Plapping soyjak. A man having sex with an obese woman, thus making the sound PLAP PLAP PLAP as his thrusts connect with the flappy fat pads of the round behemoth.
Often represented looking to the viewer with a dead, lifeless stare as they realize the depravity of their actions and how low they have stooped for pussy.
The plapped landwhale can also be represented reeking of shit smell in a dark stereotyped bedroom, laying there in all fours due to her mobility issues.
Often represented looking to the viewer with a dead, lifeless stare as they realize the depravity of their actions and how low they have stooped for pussy.
The plapped landwhale can also be represented reeking of shit smell in a dark stereotyped bedroom, laying there in all fours due to her mobility issues.
Plapjak: With a traumatized thousand yard stare I smashed Bertha last night bro
Sane human: Holy shit, are you ok? Why would you do that?
Plapjak: I was way too horny... I don't think I'll ever get it up again
Sane human: Holy shit, are you ok? Why would you do that?
Plapjak: I was way too horny... I don't think I'll ever get it up again
by Alien3.0C June 2, 2025
Get the plapjak mug.Referring to another person or humanoid as plappable means that the individual speaking sees them as worthy of having aggressive intercourse with. The word plap refers to the sound of thighs on skin during the act.
by Papa Molegnar June 2, 2025
Get the Plappable mug.Related Words
Easy Plaps
• Lam Plaps
• Plap
• plasma
• Plars
• plasma grenade
• plapps
• Plapper
• Plapping
• plappy
One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.
The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.
Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.
Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
Get the Plasma Tourist mug.When all of your buds head to the clinic to donate blood then immediately hit the bars to get wasted in record time.
Me and the plasma bros always have a shot ready as soon as they pull out the needle at the blood clinic.
by anonymous August 17, 2025
Get the Plasma Bros mug.Ejaculating from slapping ("plapping") your testicles. Can be with your hand, a dildo or any other object. Often practiced in online masochistic raceplay communities.
by ashtraykitty August 22, 2025
Get the Plapgasm mug.A whiteboi that slaps their their balls for joy and orgasm.
Most likely with a Dildo, can also be done with bare hands.
Most likely with a Dildo, can also be done with bare hands.
by Hayzel♠️ December 24, 2025
Get the Plapping mug.A combination of two words, placebo and pseudo meaning Something that has an effect but may or may not be backed by scientificity..
I told this chick once while we were "pnp"-ing that if she swallowed, it would be like she took another hit.. it must've had a plasceudo effect because she was up for two more days!!!
You're Welcome fellas!
You're Welcome fellas!
by xXShadowNantoXx January 15, 2026
Get the Plasceudo mug.