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plapjak

Plapping soyjak. A man having sex with an obese woman, thus making the sound PLAP PLAP PLAP as his thrusts connect with the flappy fat pads of the round behemoth.

Often represented looking to the viewer with a dead, lifeless stare as they realize the depravity of their actions and how low they have stooped for pussy.

The plapped landwhale can also be represented reeking of shit smell in a dark stereotyped bedroom, laying there in all fours due to her mobility issues.
Plapjak: With a traumatized thousand yard stare I smashed Bertha last night bro
Sane human: Holy shit, are you ok? Why would you do that?
Plapjak: I was way too horny... I don't think I'll ever get it up again
by Alien3.0C June 2, 2025
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