A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.
Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
by TedHate43 September 7, 2025
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Transpiritual phobia functions as a gatekeeping mechanism that maintains the dominance of empericial-materialist reality and exludes other valid epistemologies.
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Being afraid or disgusted by women who go for younger men. Typically young men who are afraid of age gaps where the woman is the older one. A mother could be cougarphobic when they don't want their son dating older women and automatically assume the women are trying to take advantage of their son before getting to know them. Or anyone who thinks older women who go for younger men are gross. Cougarphobia is also a form of ageism - discrimination based on age.
Mom: Braxton, you're only 19. This woman is 14 years older than you so she's a predator who is trying to take advantage of your age and innocence.
Braxton: Mom, you haven't even given her a chance. She's much nicer than most girls my age and she likes me for my personality, not just sex and looks. I'm also an adult now and can make my own decisions. You're being cougar-phobic.
Braxton: Mom, you haven't even given her a chance. She's much nicer than most girls my age and she likes me for my personality, not just sex and looks. I'm also an adult now and can make my own decisions. You're being cougar-phobic.
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Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
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Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun
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