James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

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I was on insta and I saw a pic of flashback mary and I got James a phobia

by chili bean November 28, 2019

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Jamerphobic

jamerphobic is being afraid of gamers who only like danganronpa, persona, and Shin Megami Tensei. these people are really sensitive to jokes that poke at them.

Yo you wanna go hang out with (name)?

nah, i'm jamerphobic.

by gashneck August 7, 2020

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