Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand

When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.

by David99uk December 13, 2017

Penileprickaton

Another word for useless or shit faced on drugs usually used against people named Nathan

Nathan you dirty Penileprickaton

Nathan your such a horrible Penileprickaton

by RegoesDragonFire January 4, 2018

penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.

“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”

by Funkfish February 21, 2018

pendejo

A substitute teacher(most commonly an English one) that looks and sometimes performs acts of stupidity to a certain degree. Even if he may not be stupid or mentally hindered in some way he may still look as if he is.

-''That English substitute teacher asked for my name 3 times and always got it wrong or forgot it"
-"He's such a pendejo!"

by SiFrioles May 19, 2018

Pendejo

A substitute teacher(most commonly an English one) that looks and sometimes performs acts of stupidity to a certain degree. Even if he may not be stupid or mentally hindered in some way he may still look as if he is.

-''That English substitute teacher asked for my name 3 times and always got it wrong or forgot it"
-"He's such a pendejo!"

by SiFrioles May 19, 2018

Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018