penis 

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

penis by matt January 12, 2005

penis 

The thingy my daddy has that he makes me touch :)

Dad: Timmy, come touch my penis.
Boy: Ok daddy.

penis by Osama bin Ladan October 9, 2006

Penis 

the thing that dangles between a mans legs

Person 1-hey whats that thing that dangles between a mans legs?
Person 2-that would be a penis

Penis by bobslob February 25, 2008

penis 

A different way of calling someone a dick.

Jon launches a potato cannon straight at Jim's nuts
Jon: "O, yea dewd! U just got pooped on! Got it on video too! Straight 2 youtube!
Jim: "WTF MAN? Not only did you just crush my balls, but now you're going to humiliate me too? Stop being such a penis!!!"

penis by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

penis 

A body part where females give pleasure to.

boy:"suck my 'penis' bitch"..
girl:"okay sir"

penis by mothereffer October 10, 2003

penis 

1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride
3) Your dad's pride
4) Your son's pride
5) Your neighbor's pride
6) Your uncle's pride
7) Your granddad's pride
8) Your grandson's pride
9) Your pride

Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?'
Father-'No'

penis by maniac94 August 7, 2011

Penis 

A boy has a PENIS but a girl has a VAGINA

Donas has a big penis!!!!!

Penis by I love garbage February 10, 2018