tub-night

When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.

dude 1: man I was piss drunk last night, glad I called a tub-night.

dude 2: you are a loser dude.

by Macmayn October 16, 2013

Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

by Future Dictionary April 16, 2019

Friday Night

A person who you probably wouldn't date, but is attractive enough to hook up with as if you met them at a bar or club on a Friday night.

Girl 1: So, I see you have been hanging out with Chris a lot. Ya'll talking?

Girl 2: Oh naw, not like that. I wouldn't want to date him. Too much of a fuck boy. But, he's definitely a Friday night.

by kraft mac and cheese June 26, 2020

coot of the night

Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.

Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.

by fanyole23 March 04, 2019

Night Dash

The act of running down the street at about midnight pissing on the ground. Usually done in crowds.

Yo, we're gonna go Night Dash tonight.

by jiggleworth22 September 02, 2016

Night burrito

Sex with a Mexican ladyboy.

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight

by Watahell September 29, 2018

freedom night

A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.

After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.

by Haley N March 26, 2008