got the nutella

sexual acts far too perverse to discuss, write, or sign (with hands)

Lord Farquad- "Dude. I got the nutella today. SO AWESOME"
Magic Mirror- "...ew."

by plooperscooper February 4, 2010

Nuclear Bomb

A Bomb that can make a really big explosion that can kill a lot of people horribly. It's a bomb that should have never been invented and now should be banned. The punishment would be for a person to go to jail for life.

"he he he let's send a nuclear bomb to someone"

(5 minutes later)

"oh no they sent one back! we're all gonna die!"

by koolyman April 16, 2006

nutley challenge

A game where one person sits with legs spread while another person throws a ball directly at their crotch area. Points a given for direct hits in the crotch area.

Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, scored the winning point in nutley challenge when he threw the jet ball directly at his officemate's nuts.

by J-Dog Slitman October 19, 2006

Nutella

recommended to be used with bananas, provided that proper consent is given

get ur banana out of my nutella!!

by muahahahahahaha May 22, 2003

Nutella Sandwich

A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.

Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha

by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010

bitch nutella

The shit on the end of your dick after bum love

I pulled my cock out and there was so much bitch nutella on it, it was rank.

by Drift2236 June 11, 2006

Nuclear Trumpicane

A nuclear shitstorm that is caused by Donald Trump, because he's a fuck-up, and he will probably bring about the end of American civilization as we know it.

Average Joe: I think I'll vote for Trump, since Hillary is pretty shit.

Other Average Joe: Dude, don't do it. If he gets elected, that shit will cause a 'Nuclear Trumpicane'.

by Stubbs Cat Mayor June 19, 2016