Muff Hawk

A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.

Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.

by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009

Muffhead

Any person that frequently muffdive (s), or dives into the muff of women.

Someone who frequents a muff.

Muffheads may be male or female.

"Damien has slept with hundreds of women...he's such a muffhead!"

"Cary wants to be a muffhead, but he can't get any muff. lol"

by I♥muffs July 5, 2009

moffee

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking

Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!

by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006

muffee

a person (usually male) that is hotter than the sun that is often loved by many girls.

"Did you see that muffee over there? He's so hot I love him."

by anonymous April 13, 2021

Muff Tucka

Australian: See Muff Diving, Cunnilingus, Licking the pink clam etc.

G. Irwin was stuck in the outback for weeks with the wife, he really fancied a bit of strange 'muff tucka' mate!

by The Gee-man August 13, 2004

muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

by Thunda J June 25, 2008

muff nug

The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!

Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.

by Sara Groutage March 30, 2009