Cock Monger

Some one who is obsessed with mens cocks mostly used to describe gay ass men.

Jack: whats up fag
Gerard: Shut up cock monger!

by ICP- boogie woogie wu December 15, 2006

Bugger monger

A guy who is stright but ass rapes another guy just to be mean.

That John is a bugger monger.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Turd monger

The term turd monger is to be used only when someone is being a right old Nazi fishmonger, but they are to fragile to take it like a man, so you can use turd monger as a slightly softer insult to avoid the certain death of your enemy.

Go jump off a duck you turd monger!
He is a right old turd munger isn't he.

by Lodthegermansausageguy April 2, 2017

Peace Monger

Someone who will try to lead the public to peace.

While George Bush was a war monger, Barack Obama was a peace monger.

by SidUllrich August 9, 2009

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 5, 2005

monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

by fatbob May 6, 2003

ass mongler

someone who plays with their ring

Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler

by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003