Midget

Usually about 4 foot 2 when they're ten and very curious species. They do maths on alpacas and hate Asians.

Damn, Jacob Sartorious is like a midget.

by AlpacaBinTea May 9, 2018

Midget

Midgets have a huge biological advantage since they have night vision.

Im gonna go hunting with a midget since they have noght vision.

by Salsa dude398412 March 31, 2019

Midget

This person is usually fucking bad at video games, often making his character look tall just to feel tall. To find them just try looking down.

Troy is a fucking midget

When I saw Troy running I thaught it was a midget

by Memes are my bitch April 24, 2019

Midget

A short person

“Christens a midget”

by ChristenMirandaHater101 November 20, 2019

Midget Blower

A regular person sucking on a midget's dick

A porn star sucking on a midget's dick is a midget blower

by JustMeGuys December 12, 2019

Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.

"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"

by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019