Wounded Marine

A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.

We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.

by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011

Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.

Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.

by HIV69 November 14, 2012

cod marine

Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...

Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military

Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...

by Major Woody March 2, 2014

Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.

Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!

by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014

basic marin wheels

Moniker given to the Bavarian Motor Works vehicles driven by residents of Marin County. Many can be found in the parking lots of Drake, Redwood, and Tamalpias High Schools.

Did you see Tristan's Basic Marin Wheels? Her parents got a new Land Rover so she had to like take the hand-me-down.

by bvincesf November 26, 2018

Sanna Marin

Sanna Marin is the leader of Finland. also she is a PMILF (prime minister i'd like to fuck)

check out Sanna Marin she's such a pmilf

by smoked fish September 6, 2022

Deploy the Marines

To deficate.

MM3: "MM1, I'm gunna run to the head and deploy the Marines."

MM1: "Oorah, go get some."

by SailorJoe March 8, 2010