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Skunky Lunch

1.) Lunch with a very strong pungent and rank aroma.

2.) Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a very pungent and rank smelling vagina.
Get outta here with your smelly ass skunky lunch.

Man, I was ready to go down on that chick till I found some skunky lunch in her box.

Jaron stunk up the lunch room with his skunky lunch.
by theraque October 8, 2011
mugGet the Skunky Lunchmug.

Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.
I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.
by ewanders1 November 18, 2011
mugGet the Lunch Hostagemug.

Lunch monster

The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 26, 2019
mugGet the Lunch monstermug.

Knee lunch

This is when you get on your knees and eat somebody’s crotch out.
What’re you having? Knee lunch hopefully
by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021
mugGet the Knee lunchmug.

lunch hooks

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!
by A DeMartini May 11, 2021
mugGet the lunch hooksmug.

lunch diva

When a co-worker or friend is being difficult about going to lunch. Specifically, they arrive late to the destination and have complaints regarding the selection of food.
That lunch diva "insert friends name" made us 20 minutes late going to lunch today.
by lkjhgfdsapoiuyt November 4, 2009
mugGet the lunch divamug.

aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face
She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch
by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018
mugGet the aussie lunchmug.

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