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Improbability Drive - Expression to use when an impossible situation, story, picture or video is presented and you just can't get a grasp on what was presented to you .
So lets say we drive from New Orleans to Chicago in 8 hrs see a concert, go cross the border to Canada and head back in time for work on Monday without sleep, we can make it in 48 hrs easy. Sure thing lets just jump in the car, fire up the "Improbability Drive" and make it happen.
by ewanders1 November 14, 2024
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It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 4, 2024
Get the Church Jordans mug.To complain in a nice way when trying not to hurt someone's feelings, but you want to get your point across.
Hey thanks for fixing my coffee but it's different today it's not as hot and it's too sweet, It's good though I'm just doing a lil complimentary complaining.
by ewanders1 October 10, 2022
Get the Complimentary Complaining mug.When you can be bothered to explain something to anyone that will take an extraordinary amount of time to explain.
by ewanders1 October 10, 2022
Get the GTS ! " Google that shit" mug.When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
by ewanders1 July 6, 2016
Get the Premium Car Privilege mug.The Thursday before a Friday Holiday. This has the Th. abbreviation with Fri. backwards in the word.
Man I'm so happy today is Thirfday, because I'm not getting up early for anything tomorrow.It just happens to be the Friday before a holiday.
by ewanders1 July 14, 2015
Get the Thirfday mug.When you are entering or leaving a vehicle and a particular song is on the radio (that you like or don't) Then you leave for a period of time and come back and the same exact song is playing at the exact point where you left off. Even if you change the station it's on another one .
Oh my gosh, "Uptown Funk" was on the radio when I got out of the car 8 hours ago ! It must be Song Destiny that I be subjected to this particular song at this point in time .
by ewanders1 February 25, 2015
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