As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st
I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango
by ewanders1 September 01, 2011
When you can be bothered to explain something to anyone that will take an extraordinary amount of time to explain.
by ewanders1 October 10, 2022
When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
by ewanders1 July 06, 2016
When all that is available are the Swiffer Sweeper pads and the Sweeper is no where in sight. You throw two Swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.
by ewanders1 March 11, 2011
When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.
by ewanders1 November 18, 2011
When you are entering or leaving a vehicle and a particular song is on the radio (that you like or don't) Then you leave for a period of time and come back and the same exact song is playing at the exact point where you left off. Even if you change the station it's on another one .
Oh my gosh, "Uptown Funk" was on the radio when I got out of the car 8 hours ago ! It must be Song Destiny that I be subjected to this particular song at this point in time .
by ewanders1 February 25, 2015
Improbability Drive - Expression to use when an impossible situation, story, picture or video is presented and you just can't get a grasp on what was presented to you .
So lets say we drive from New Orleans to Chicago in 8 hrs see a concert, go cross the border to Canada and head back in time for work on Monday without sleep, we can make it in 48 hrs easy. Sure thing lets just jump in the car, fire up the "Improbability Drive" and make it happen.
by ewanders1 November 14, 2024