lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019

limp simping

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

limp cock

1: a small soft little cock that is a fucking failure cant fucking get hard floppy little clitty

2:a guy whos a fucking bummer

omfg his limp cock is so stupid he cant even get a stiffy

by weewoomotherfuckers November 26, 2020

Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

limp bizkit

fred durst, behind blue eyes, what else is there to say? Limp bizkit is kind of nu metal i guess? hip hop and rap. limp bizkit is from Jacksonville Florida and has a hot asf singer names fred durst.

Chad: yo Lily wanna jam?
Lily: uh sure. Limp bizkit?
Chad: fo sho. i knew i loved u for a reason.

by Ignite_the_nite March 11, 2021

Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

Limpio

Limpio is being physically disabled, for example being in a wheelchair. This is not to be confused with the word Amplio, meaning mentally disabled.

You are Limpio,
No, you are!

by ericcartman1024 January 20, 2021