jim from neighbours island 

The type of Male pattern baldness, as exhibited by Jim from the Australian soap Neighbours in the late 80s-early 90s.
This is characterised by a hairline that has receded at the front, to the point where there is a small island of hair left at the top of the forehead.

This may be connected to the main hair by a little causeway. In that case it would become a peninsula.

Boy, Joe really needs to get rid of that jim from neighbours island, he's starting to look like little Jimmy Somerville.

jim from neighbours island by drzygote June 22, 2007

Long Island MacArthur Airport 

A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.

It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.

Long Island MacArthur Airport by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

Fuck Long Island! 

The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.

Long Island

No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.

Fuck Long Island! by Yobastankuh January 31, 2005

long island iced tea 

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)

I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.

long island iced tea by kev-dog July 6, 2004

Rhode Island hotdog 

When you put your dick between a hotdog bun, eat a live puppy, diarrhea-shit the puppy out onto your dick in between the bun,
and then drink tequila with your uncle until he's drunk enough to eat it, and you're drunk enough to let him.

Mike:"Hey Johny how'd you get that scar on your crotch man?"
Johny: "Wicked Rhode Island hotdog with uncle Gary last night"
Mike: "Nice"

Rhode Island hotdog by J-ho's pimp August 1, 2006

city island 

(1)the raddest and most gangster place in zoo york city. in fact, i think its the capital of nyc.
(2)a shitty rock in the middle of long island sound.

"Yo u goin to the club tanite? Hells no, ima go chill on the corner and/or beach at city island!"

city island by aidan October 10, 2004

Lowes Island 

A neighbourhood in Sterling VA that likes to think it is part of Great Falls despite the fact that Great Falls is in a different county. Residents of Lowes Island will tell you that they live in "Potomac Falls", as they think Sterling is a ghetto. Although real ghettos do not have Ferrari, Lamborghini, or Maserati dealerships, Sterling has all three, as well as a Nordstrom and a Wegmans. It is likely that Lowes Islanders do not want you to know they live in Sterling because the AOL national headquarters are there.

In 2008, Donald Trump purchased the Lowes Island Golf Club, this inspired every single Lowes Islander to buy a golf cart. Loudoun County got tired of Lowes Island's superiority complex and redistricted their high school students into the same school as the kids from Sugarland Run, the poorest neighbourhood in Loudoun County. In Lowes Island's attempt to keep the poor, brown residents of Sugarland Run out of their community, a high schooler in Lowes Island must walk over 4 miles to get to Dominion High School.

Fun Facts:
There are no islands within Lowes Island
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There is a Compton Circle in Lowes Island
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There is a secret road behind the Estates section with steep hills, tight curves, and no cars.
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The people of Lowes Island call the police every time someone is seen on this secret road.
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The Trump National Golf Course has more children jousting with golf carts than actual golfers.

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Man - "Where do you live?"

Lowes Islander "I live in Potomac Falls"

Man - "Oh! I like Sterling, that's a nice area"

Lowes Islander - (annoyed) "Nooo, Potomac Falls"

Man - "Bitch, you live in Sterling VA!" "Get over yourself!"

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Lowes Islander - "Donald Trump bought our golf course"

Sterling-er - "Donald Trump bought a Ferrari, two tins of beluga caviar, and a Fuji mountain bike in a Sterling shopping center on his way to buy your golf course"

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Lowes Islander - "I'm so glad I don't live in Herndon where spics buy houses they can't afford and shoot each other"

Man - "Wait a second, wasn't there a gang-related shooting at a foreclosure party in Lowes Island?"

Lowes Islander - "Fuuuccckkk Youuuu!!!"

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Lowes Islander - "I love this place! I just refinanced my big house, I have nice neighbours, and I leased a brand-new BMW 335i!"

Great Falls-ian - "I paid cash for a house that could swallow four of your houses and still have room for a garage! My daughter's jewelry is worth more than your house, your yard doesn't even have room for a pool! Neighbours? I hate my neighbours! That's why I have gates! Don't start thinking you're one of us!!!

Lowes Island by Annoyed Great Falls Resident June 3, 2010