Festervale

A gathering of all genders at a single location who have a missing or slightly amputated ring finger on both or either of their hands.

We had an awesome time at the recent Festervale. Everyone had a red hot go.

by Filthy a Six F. April 18, 2019

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foster fuck

A foster fuck is someone that is constantly used by others as a rebound. But in a way that they show the hurting person how amazing they should be treat. Like fostering an animal to find it’s forever home. Similar to the movie Good Luck Chuck.

Him: “You’re so good to me and treat me so well, but I don’t want to date you.”
Her: “ Oh I know, I’m just a foster fuck for you, until you find someone that you think is better.”

by KiloRomeoWhiskey October 31, 2019

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foster shitty

foster shitty - a way for san mateans and hillsboroughites to show their superiority.

Dan: "I live in Hillsborough, wbu?"
Mark: "I'm in Foster City."
Dan: "HAHA you live on trash in foster shitty."

At least I don't live in Foster Shitty

by arnavvr June 8, 2020

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Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.

"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"

by UnwaryFour001 August 27, 2020

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Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

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