French and Indian Wargasm

It's that thing when a French person and an Indian person are having sex, but then a British person requests a threesome and totally conquers the bedroom, having the greatest orgasm of all.

Did you hear about Dorothea? She totally gave Sitting Bull and Pepe a run for their money in an epic French and Indian Wargasm.

by plikesbiscuits August 15, 2011

French Map

The product of a wet dream.

Comes from the French idiom "Faire une carte de France"

I woke up and there was a French Map.

by Squige October 30, 2006

French Doogler

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.

Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.

by Franny Doogler March 20, 2011

Freach

A mix between a friend and a leach. This is the guy who comes to your house just to lay on your couch and eat your food while he complains about AC and Wifi. Then borrows your clothes and keeps them claiming there his. These people usually have messy hair, mismatching clothes and complain about there lives more then the Kardashians.

"Where are all my t shirts? And who the hell ate 3 bags of hot cheetos? God dang it, John is a Freach"

by Haha typical chaz April 21, 2017

french oral

A type of oral sex that involves only making out with the tip of the dick. So basically French kissing a Penis.

Francesca prefers french kissing dicks to lips, french oral is what she likes most because she doesn’t have to put the whole dick in her small mouth.
Arthur likes receiving french oral even though he’s Belgian, how ironic, they usually prefer normal oral.

by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020

What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.

Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"

by Chilitastic May 11, 2010

French Foreign Legion

An esteemed branch of mercenaries often unheralded because of their allegiance with France (a country that has never heard the end of the military failure known as World War II) and their generally private ventures. Though still quite trustworthy and considered by many countries as the most effiecient military force in the world.

All those joining the Foriegn Legion break all bonds to their former lives and take up a new fellowship with fellow Legionnaires.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004