florida poly

See "Fuckboi University"

"That kid is wearing an Florida Poly shirt, what school is that?" "Fuckboi university"

florida poly by xxx_madskills_xxx March 2, 2015

Florida Southern College 

Sarah's awesome school and country music singer Chuck Wicks went here!

Sarah is such a baller at Florida Southern College!

Florida Southern College by Kathryn C= April 18, 2008

FLorida Moon 

this is when you tuck ur penise between ur legs and your girl also bends over and u have sex and before u cum u pull out and cum on here anus like a glazed donute

me and your sister made a florida moon last nite

FLorida Moon by tally wildman May 8, 2009

florida school shooting

a horrible thing that happened but for some reason the school dont give guns to the students to protect themselfs

they should have gave guns to, at least the oldest students at the florida school shooting.

florida school shooting by Florida Shooting May 6, 2018

florida firecracker 

When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.

When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.

Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.

florida firecracker by b h January 2, 2009

Florida Swamp Slinger 

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

Florida Swamp Slinger by thatonebro March 28, 2011

Florida boy 

A man of weak virtues making him an overindulging pig who is often a fat loser who is awkward and second to all in every situation they find themselves in

look at that fat loser Dylan he's such a Florida boy

Florida boy by fingersishappy October 23, 2022