feminism

An ideology defined by the following equation: F = (A + B) - C. Feminism equals Avarice plus Bigotry minus Conscience. Its most recent incarnation is characterized by supremacist whining, a form of double-think that would have made Orwell retch. Men are constantly reminded by feminists that women are taking the majority of jobs, starting more businesses than men, and generally acquiring more and more wealth at the expense of men. At the same time, feminists complain continuously about women's economic "oppression," (as though men have never been oppressed by impossible child support payments or unconscionable alimoney awards), the phoney "wage-gap" and the need for greater "equalization" (i.e. further plundering of men's earnings) in the economic sphere. Thus feminism gleefully predicts that men will become utterly disempowered while blithely demanding that they continue to subsidize the process. While perpetrating this nonsense, feminism still finds time to demand any prerogatives it deems fit to invent, squabble childishly about toilet seats AND AT THE SAME TIME complain about men's reluctance to commit to marriage (which, of course, is itself condemned as a misogynistic institution whenever it is expedient to do so). These are examples of the intellectual elasticity that allows feminism to present itself as correct on any issue, regardless of the facts or the eventual outcome. This, in turn, guides us to feminism's core philosophy: "Our say-so makes it so; if our pronouncements contradict each other, you males are required to believe both but only to the extent that they run counter to your interests and in favor of our convenience. This rule is absolute until it yields an outcome we don't like. Then we will pretend - and you are required to believe - that it never existed. Oh, and you are evil and sexist if you point to any flaw in this philosophy, even after we've abandoned or changed it. But you are a patronizing bastard if you fail to give our point-of-view your full critical consideration ... just as long as you don't disagree with it ... or agree with it for the wrong reasons ... and we will from time-to-time declare what the right and wrong reasons are ... and then change them to suit ourselves."

Feminism is nothing more than the politics of convenience.

by Chuck Yerlaw June 1, 2007

Feminist Frequency

The type of voice commonly associated with spouting misandric bigotry and female fascist propaganda.

I went to the theater to get some quality entertainment, but knew I wasted my money as soon as I heard the feminist frequency of the woman on the stage.

by Evan Otherone November 20, 2015

Post-Post-Modern Feminist

A feminist who represents a stage of feministical development coming after post-modernism. Whatever the hell THAT means.

A mere post-modern feminist is capable of achieving the same dazzling heights of assholism as a POST-post-modern feminist.

Feminism as a whole has gotten a tremendous boost from post-modernism.

Feminism without post-modernism is pedestrian. WITH post-modernism it is driving a Ferrari.

by fidelbogen September 2, 2004

Feminist

Any woman or girl older than ten years old who believes that men exist only to rape women. If provoked, they will lash out at the target, sometimes yelling at the top of their lungs, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" while kicking and scratching everybody around her. Usually have feminist mothers. Beware.

Boy: Aren't you a feminist?
Girl: HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE US! WE CANNOT BE SUMMED UP BY ONE MEASLY PHRASE! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!!!
Boy: But I thought you called yourselves feminists, so why can't I?
Girl: KAME... HAME... HA!!!
Boy: *is dead*

by yeetyee April 16, 2018

Feminism

Feminism is a politically correct, federally funded special interest hate group.

NOW's Clearinghouse Against Fathers' Rights, The 3.9 billion dollar VAWA based on the myth that only men commit domestic violence and only women are victims, feminists claim that the VAWA is sex neutral, but then, they also claim that feminism is about equality.
Source: Krigsman, Canada

by Krigsman June 18, 2008

feminist

Someone who believes in equal rights for men as well as those for women. Often associated with feminism and feminist ideology.

Jerry is a feminist. He is also tall, handsome, and muscular, and possibly a little flamboyant.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 26, 2016

feminist

That 45-year-old female at the singles party saying, "Me? No, I never believed in any of that shit."

"I used to be a feminist until the GLC grants ran out."

by Andrew Strand February 12, 2007