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Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).
My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
by Warzawr May 6, 2014
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spicy fap

I had to go to the bathroom but I was still craving a release so had to do a spicy fap
by DareToBeBold January 25, 2018
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Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn
jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy
by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019
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Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough
Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag
by What's fappenin November 20, 2017
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fap fucker

The one who fucks a fapper. or fap before fuck.
Jenny is a fap fucker, coz Ron is a fapman.
by Pawll May 14, 2014
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Shame Fapping

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.
by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022
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Victory Fap

Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.
Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.
by HotDeuceUniversity September 2, 2016
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