Dire nut

When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway

Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”

by Beta__male69 February 6, 2020

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Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination

Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.

by loli33 April 19, 2020

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DireOnConsole

{Dire is fucking goated at rainbow six drive he’s too good

ur so good u must be direonconsole

by iZJvcK June 5, 2020

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Directa

So , directa means when you have beef with someone and you punch him in the face .
This word was made famous by a Romanian Rapper (Deth Cabbo and Oltean)

I directa him in the face.

by MareBulangiuPăZonă January 2, 2021

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Directioners

Strongest, craziest fan base out there ever to exist. Adoring 4 british boys and 1 ireland lad. Most of them depressed waiting for the 18 month=5 year break to end.

Did you see the directioners clowning over proofs that One Direction will get back together this year.

by melssstylinson February 21, 2021

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