Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006

divappear

When a person involved in a local theater project acts like a diva and disappears when there's work to be done, or skips out on rehearsals.

Andrew: Does anyone know where Billy is? We need to haul this heavy gear into the theater.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.

by Chris.G November 2, 2011

diversity

I could be wrong, but I believe its an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Champ: What in the hell is diversity?
Ron: I could be wrong, but I believe its an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

by Frankdatank811 February 27, 2008

divide by zero

Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.

You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz

by spartan138 November 8, 2007

Facebook Divorce

When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced me.

by MLandry March 22, 2009

Dive Deep

"Diving Deep" happens during sexual intercourse where the man tries to push his penis far into the female's vagina.

Alone, to take a "dive" means to penetrate. So when someone dives, they're having sex. But when you dive deep, your whole penis is probably inside of the woman.
Just like when someone says "I went deep" or when a female says "He's so deep". They arent talkin' about personality ;)

Mario's song Break Up ft. Sean Garrett and Gucci Mane "Dont when I dive, I dive deep?"

by ghostbuster* July 23, 2009

Divergent

Divergent-the first book in an amazing series created by Veronica Roth

Person-"what's divergent?"
Rest of fandom-*gasps loudly*

I love those divergent books

by Divergent maniac November 19, 2015