crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 25, 2017

crusty blanket

When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.

Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"

Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"

by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016

crusty floss

a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.

"ohmygod, look at crusty floss' thong, it's got crusty shit on it"

by We hate crusty floss March 6, 2008

crusty cracker

a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick

Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!

Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.

Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.

by i like to cry November 7, 2019

crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter

dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"

by anal*smear August 25, 2008

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

Crusty Kabob

When you nut on your own dick and let it dry then put it inside of your grilfriend

Hey baby wanna get this crusty kabob later tonight?

by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018