crusty cracker

a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick

Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!

Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.

Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.

by i like to cry November 7, 2019

crusty coco

When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.

Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"

Ravi: gyrl you like what you see

some girl: ... why is it so flakey

Ravi: ...... ?

Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!

by thetriniway January 12, 2018

crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 25, 2017

crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter

dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"

by anal*smear August 25, 2008

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

Crusty Kabob

When you nut on your own dick and let it dry then put it inside of your grilfriend

Hey baby wanna get this crusty kabob later tonight?

by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018

crusty stainer

noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.

I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.

by Loganzo June 26, 2005