Choof-a-doodle-doo

The act of smoking directly after you wake up. (See: wake and bake)

Fiend 1 (@ 11 am): Are you tryna chong it out?
Fiend 2: Na, dawg. I choof-a-doodle-dooed when I woke up earlier.

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 June 9, 2017

Coof

When someone says something and you’re unsure wether to respond with cool or oof so you combine them and bam. COOF.

-wyd?
-I’m on a seven hour road trip to Las Vegas
- COOF

by not_sadie_sink July 28, 2019

Crofton

A blonde boy that is really really gay and sucks dick for a living he as never had sex with a girl but he has been fucked by many girls

Stop acting like that Crofton

by Princeton February 2, 2017

Crooked Niner

A bent dick caused by taking Viagra with no way to take your pants off.

HAHA, john has a crooked niner, what a loser!

by Apophis December 28, 2003

crooked I

Slang term for Indianapolis, Indiana (See also, the 317, or Naptown)

You representing the crooked I?

by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005

Crooked-arrow

A polite term for 'homosexual'. Also used when there are virgin ears about the room.

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Pussy Crook

Someone Who Steals Good Pussy From Another Person; Vigina Thief; Snatches Up Females From Lame Niggas

That Pussy Crook Stole My Girl Friend

by Young Green September 16, 2014