comedy of the commons

a joke that everybody copies and changes a little to seem like they made it up

That joke was comedy of the commons

by Jason September 5, 2003

communal shower

A crazy party, loud and annoying...awesome!

Robbie: Are you coming to the communal shower tonight?

Kate: No, i can't make it.

by Ark Angel October 9, 2008

common

noun, common can also be refered to as common due to commeners copying each other like herds of wilderbeast.

see also pikey chav and townie

by rupi December 10, 2004

Common Sense

The complete act of saying "Fuck it" and walking away. Careless, selfish behavior. Logical thinking for the masses.

I should fix that ladder. Fuck it! I will leave it for the next guy.

I should let that person in front of me. Fuck it. I am more important.

I should pay my bills. Fuck it!... To the beer store.

Sweet! I am home early... and i got beer. I should use common sense more often.

by New world thinking September 27, 2014

Common Core Math

Common Core math is the rotten stuff they teach kids at school. But let's get real. We hate it because it's making our kids smarter than us. During quarantine, I'm perfectly fine teaching my 1st Grader. But Common Core has made my fifth grader smarter than me.

Me: What is a scatter plot?
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.

by hamilfan_for_life November 30, 2020

comedy of the commons

I would assume this would be some cheap late night show like Letterman, on channel 5 possibly.

by SeungTae September 19, 2003

commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.

that slut over there is commonable!

by Joshua Wittenberg March 13, 2009