Ben Collins

The act of walking into a room where a couple are engaged in sexual conduct and proceeding to grab the female present's breast, only to run away immediately before they find out who did it.

Tony and Cynthia were shagging in my room last night, so I ran in and did a Ben Collins as payback

by THE ELOPER June 8, 2011

colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.

Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.

by Leokills January 20, 2006

Phil Collins

When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.

"I felt so bad, I Phil Collins'd all over the place!"

by Krick Crammin January 9, 2007

colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.

Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'

by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

Bootsie Collins

A person who leaves an extraordinary amount of missed calls on someone's phone.

A person who drinks too much Sailor Jerry (Collins) that they end up in the hotel pool with their clothes on.

Mike totally got the Bootsie Collins last night, he had over 33 missed calls!

That dude pulled a Bootsie Collins at the Inn last night!

by Radar Clubber March 30, 2009