chipsbeatskids

a very talented, humble rapper, with a penis around the size of 13 inches. also smells extremely good in person.

what is that magnificent smell in the air? oh chipsbeatskids must be near....

by sexy big boy April 12, 2020

lard chops

What you call really fat kidd, and i mean really fat.

Cool kid: hey Lard Chops, your fat, and so is your mom!!!!

Lard Chops: yeah well!!!! im so fat im bullet proof!!

by ph34r_me July 4, 2005

The Chops

as in Karate chop. The form of both hands held out, open and stiff in a somewhat robot stance, ready for some ass kickin'. Just like in martial art films, but more in a way a child would do so, kinda Karate Kid style (Ralph Macchio).

We got a problem here, do I need to bring out The Chops?!

by Boots with the Ferd March 3, 2008

Carolina chopsticks

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.

He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.

by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010

Chipsy

When you are tipsy and start to eat chips.

Tom was so chipsy the other night he started eating a bag of cheeseburger doritos.

by larl kindberg June 9, 2011

fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."

by dgro September 21, 2006

Cum Chips

Ejaculating onto a plate, then placing the place outside in the sun until it dries out. When dry, peel off and eat.

Sandy said the cum chips were surprisingly crunchy and salty.

by Honeylocs May 26, 2008