chedder

chedder is some fucking crazy mother fucker, like one time i was all like weres chedder and then norton anti virus poped up and said warning you are about to be pwnt and then my screen turned all black and OMG ITS CHEDDER OMG MY FAWKING KEYBOAR D IS STUCK ON FAWKING CAPS FAWK MAN FAWK FAWKERZ WTF ARGAL AHRSSSSSSHHHHHH
nublets

"damn i just got pwnt by chedder"
"chedder is so sexy"
"OMG i just wana have zex with chedder"
"mah niga chedder"

by auto January 14, 2005

chedder snatch

a man that can do anything regardless of looks, smell or taste, you are a cheddersnatch eat'n fool monkey boy, (You like the pussy regardless of what mammal it may be on)

Gee chedder snatch, yuz got a slight lisp today, is it possible you have worked to hard to lift the gunt refer to gunt for further def. or figure it out and you may have pulled your lick muscle a bit cuz yur drippen yellow out yur mouth.

by shawn Peterson November 12, 2006

Cheddar Packed

Adjective - When a location is extremely full to the point that you can barely move around i.e. As tightly packed as a block of Cheddar Cheese in it's wrapper.

Dude, we should bail. This bar is Cheddar Packed, we'll never get a drink.

No way! This place is rocking, Cheddar Packed with hotties!

by Big Swish October 5, 2008

Chedache

The banging hangover headache that follows a hard night of drinking Thatchers legendary 'Cheddar Valley' cider.

Toby held his head in his hands after drinking too much Cheddar Valley. Painkillers would be required to shift his pounding chedache.

by That Island Kiddie November 8, 2009

chedache

when one has so much money it cause them stress / headache

I have a splitting chedache man.

by gunssforhire December 20, 2010

Ched

Acronym of Clear.Hits.Every.Day, describes the punching of what should be a fat rimmer with lots of batch

Sef - I havent chedded in like an hour im buggin out fam
Gerard - I am the ched monster

Louis - Jacobs coming with the ched
Jacob - im comin in 15 minutes (never arrives)

Christian - im gnna try to ched and not eat eggs instead of eating eggs and not chedding

by schnayboifiendemboi June 6, 2015

ched

An exclamation to pronounce a chat of any sort “dead”, due to lack of messages being sent. This is usually acceptable after a few minutes have passed since the last message in said chat was sent. At the same time, it is also a vague attempt to revive chat, by bringing its death to the attention of everyone involved. It is a combination of the words “chat” and “dead”.

User A(to User B):it’s been like five minutes since anyone’s said anything
User B: ahem
User B(in the chat): “ched”

by qunguyen October 16, 2019