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Oil Change 

the act of getting screwed in the ass.
"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."
Oil Change by StalkerMunkie November 9, 2007

dump and change

A word used when you wanna get the fuck outta some place that stinks like horseshit or the place is a complete sausage fest. Usually used when the boys are at the bar and the only available chicks are a jofas. The word relates to the hockey term dump and change when you dump the puck in and change up the lines.
Yo broskis, there are no broads up in here, lets dump and change before we all become gaylords.

This party sucks dick, lets dump and change boys.
dump and change by Bjaeger18 January 5, 2011

sex change portals 

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.
OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?

dirty change purse 

The act of inserting one's testicles into a woman's anus, pulling them out, then inserting them into her mouth. The testicles resemble a dirty change purse or coin purse.
The other night I asked my girl if we could do the dirty change purse, and she said yes!

2 fingered mexican oil change 

When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.
She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.

Counting Change 

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.
Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!
Counting Change by akendall July 8, 2009