Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 24, 2014

Burgitude

The swagger or attitude with which a burger pronounces its burgerness.

Dag, that thing has some serious burgitude. I couldn't even finish it.

by Short Billed Wordipuss April 14, 2015

Burrito Shit

The ooze that comes out of an overfilled burrito when you bite it.

Man, all of your burrito shit could fill a second burrito!

by {FILO} May 6, 2015

burrito fest

A room or party full of dudes

Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.

by gummy bear queen August 1, 2015

burritowang

When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito

My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?

by Burritowang May 11, 2016

Burrito Time

To eat several burritos with your friend Juan. It is nothing to be ashamed of. It is usually very fun.

"Netflix n' Chill?"
Nah, let's do burrito time cuz it's for starters.

by DeeperTac0 September 19, 2016

Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016