Definitions by Burritowang

Whore whistle 

A man's penis.

Stephanie went to go ask Davis if he wants her to blow his whore whistle.

Whore whistle by Burritowang December 11, 2016

Mintass 

When you accidentally use A535, instead of anal lube, and fart evergreen trees for a week.

Are we in a forest, or is that mintass?

Mintass by Burritowang August 13, 2016

mini couch fucker 

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

mini couch fucker by Burritowang May 14, 2016

burritowang 

When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito

My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?

burritowang by Burritowang May 11, 2016