mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

burritowang

When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito

My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?

by Burritowang May 11, 2016

Whore whistle

A man's penis.

Stephanie went to go ask Davis if he wants her to blow his whore whistle.

by Burritowang December 11, 2016

Mintass

When you accidentally use A535, instead of anal lube, and fart evergreen trees for a week.

Are we in a forest, or is that mintass?

by Burritowang August 13, 2016