Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Burritowang

Whore whistle

Stephanie went to go ask Davis if he wants her to blow his whore whistle.

When you accidentally use A535, instead of anal lube, and fart evergreen trees for a week.

Are we in a forest, or is that mintass?

Mintass by Burritowang August 13, 2016

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito

My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?