I’m bored

Yeah man, I am too. So here’s some ways to solve that

- Go eat. Sounds dumb but it works for me so you might as well try it too
- If you have insta, get lost in your explore page. Mines really fucked up and I completely regret it.
- Find a new show/movie to watch
- Text everyone in your contacts “AAAAAAA” then they’ll be immensely confused and it’s a fun time
- Text a random number with “We’re done Jonathan. I know you were with Sarah last night.” Proceed to do this to multiple strangers until someone plays along.
- Pack all your belongings and move to Canada. Being bored will certainly be the last of your problems now.

“Dude I’m bored”
“That sucks man”

by a a a a a a a a a a a. A a. A. October 25, 2020

crossing the border

When a man's cum drips out of a women's pussy and ends up in her asscrack.

When I was finished fucking this slam pig, she laid there as my jizz was crossing the border.

by Dradran August 6, 2013

bored

code name for horny used by chatters

Messaged person: Wassup?
Horny person: Nadda VERY bored...you?
Messaged person: Bored here too! *wink*
Horny person: *nice* wanna fuck?

by Jamesknapper September 27, 2005

bored

most commonly used word by evry in the world ever ever cos the whole world is boring

boring i tell u! boring!

by roflator February 25, 2005

I'm so fucking bored!

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!

E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!

by TMOB2 June 15, 2019

border hopper

A pimple that's right on the edge of your lip.

"Bah, look at this border hopper, it hurts like a biatch and a half."

by cammmmmmmmmmmm August 27, 2007

borderline boiler

A female who is neither good looking or ugly e.g Carol Vordeman or Monica Lewinsky

That new girlfrend of yours is a bit of a "BORDERLINE BOILER"

by Dj Lien June 30, 2003