The Blonde Jesus 

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

The Blonde Jesus by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010

blonde moment 

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of

The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.

blonde moment by Nick Copola September 29, 2003

Blonde Moment 

A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term

What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'

Blonde Moment by Dem O'crat January 30, 2008

Blonde Envy 

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that

I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.

Blonde Envy by kittylucious October 4, 2010

Blonde 

A gurl that is funny and crazy as well from all the people that make fun of them.

Hey I'm a blonde to!!! But it's really fun to be one. Hehehe

Blonde by Amanda March 22, 2003

blonde moment 

a moment that blondes have when they suddenly go stupid..but then they get not-stupid after a minute...(you dont have to nessisarely be ''blonde'')

skylar:what is 2+2?
Blonde:um 5
skylar:no 4 you idiot!
blonde:oh sorry blonde moment

blonde moment by skylar October 5, 2003

Blonde Mafia 

Bridget Marquardt's clothing line

Do you like my new tank top? It's from Blonde Mafia.

Blonde Mafia by girlnextdoor3 November 8, 2006