by BetwixtHerThighs July 21, 2021
Get the Bertcoria mug.The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
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Berthella is a kind, generous, and lowkey kinda annoying she always has to be right and she most likely has a twin sister and is always sweaty...
Berthella was a delight
by Berthella's sister lol September 27, 2021
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by Jerkin The Ween October 28, 2021
Get the Beotch mug.Bertha, a rare name with such an meaningful behind it. She’s charismatic, hot, beautiful, charming, smart, cute and so special. Sadly she’s not being treated the way she deserves, but people who love her receive a loyal and strong friend; Bertha. Bertha is a type of person who’s not that popular, but not that unknown at the same time, people look at her and get jelous of her warm aura - some are scared of it because it’s so strong that they fear perfection. She has beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile. Lets not forget the well shaped body, an angel - or a cute butterfly! Her voice is beautiful and very soothing which leads to Berthas going to attend a job like an a CEO or comedy guy. Ultimately we all can agree that if you have a Bertha as a friend: put worth on that person! She’s amazing, trustworthy and a perfect friend.
by BeeHive99900 November 21, 2021
Get the Bertha mug.A bear who is haunting, ethereal and also a disabled bad bitch. Noted most for snarking on ableds and making delightful memes.
That Beartha really memed that horribly depressing situation, haha. She's so pretty, let's give her money.
by ladycatherinedubear November 22, 2021
Get the beartha mug.Berten is a name for a male person. It is the coolest person on earth and he has the best drip of the school.
by Theguyandthenicedrip November 22, 2021
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