befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007

befuc*ed

A situation that should be dignified, but becomes so foul, so horrendous that it is befuc*ed. Similar to befuddled.

My mentally unstable cousin stuck her hand in my niece's wedding cake. The whole situation was befuc*ed.

by TABK June 23, 2009

Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

nightmare before christmas

tim burton's best movie ever. lock shock and barrel kick ass. same with the oogie boogie man.

the nightmare before christmas kicks fuckin ass.
"thats soooooooo nightmare-before-christmas-ish

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

befriendster

To ask someone or accept someone as your Friendster on the web site friendster.com

"We need to find a shy boy with nice hair and befriendster him."

by Paulina July 30, 2003

milk before cereal

simply adding milk into the bowl before cereal.

Want some milk before cereal, I'm too lazy to make food.

by Milk before Cereal January 16, 2018

Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

by rperazag July 28, 2010