uni-baller

A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.

Goddamn that uni-baller got two girls now when hes only got one nad?

by Bennie December 8, 2004

ballerino

a man ballerina (according to jessica simpson)

the ballerino in swan lake wore really nasty tight spandexy tights.

by onyx the seal June 17, 2004

Bakersfield

a large city filled with people who have too much town pride for the disgusting shithole they live in. the air can give you lung fungus, and females cannot walk five feet down Union street without being accosted by fat, horny Mexicans in search of a good time. the population continues to grow because of the plentifulness of weed and meth, bringing in at least ten immagrant drug addicts from LA everyday. it's unbearably hot in the summer because this is, indeed, hell, and bitingly cold in the winter because Satan is cheap and never pays the heating bill so PG&E gets pissed and shuts off the heat. if you should ever have the misfortune of coming here, stay far away from Oildale unless you wish to have you nostrils assaulted by the scent of weed and taco meat.

Girl: Hey we're in Bakersfield
Boy: Shit..... I always knew I was going to hell

by istabyoudie May 1, 2011

Yreka Bakery

"Yreka Bakery" is the most popular palindrome in the mythical state of Jefferson.

Yreka Bakery is the same coming and going.

by JeffersonHistorian January 8, 2009

Bakers

A group of individuals who indulge in the practice of using cannabis/marijuana.

Are you bakers gonna smoke up today?

by Michael Quance April 22, 2011

baker act

In Florida, to have someone committed for a mental health assessment against their will.

That kid was just doing some crazy performance art, but they Baker Act-ed him anyway!

by Dowcet June 19, 2007

Baker

This describes someone who makes bread (a.k.a money)

Ex. I’m tryna be a CEO so I can be a baker.

Ex. I can’t hang out today I gotta go to work and bake.

by Moose Uh June 23, 2019