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Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)
Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD
Brandon by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018
A guy with a huge cock.
I could really use a brandon right now to please my needs
Brandon by Faces of men June 13, 2018
Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice
Damn that nigga brandon is a pinhead
Brandon by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018
Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.
"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"
Brandon by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018
Homosexual male also known as poof
Hey look at him he’s brandon
Brandon by JTarr July 19, 2018
1. Literally the biggest fucking pleb you’ll ever need
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that Brandon guy?
Person 2: Yeah, I have a class with him. Such a fucking pleb.
Brandon by TheSuperiorElephaht July 26, 2018