delicious bass

A gift given to a special friend when your Uncle Rico tries to sell her herbal suppliments to enlarge her breast area, usually wrapped in aluminum foil.

I caught you a delicious bass.

by Slut Sandwich January 13, 2005

Sea-Bass'd

Inserting your hand, in a fish-shaped pattern, in-between someone's thighs and rapidly slapping the inner thighs back and forth.

Getting "Sea-Bass'd" is when one individual, of genuine demeanor, approaches another individual and suddenly stops and stares at the second individual until the approached party becomes concerned and raises the alarm. Usually, this will consist of hailing the approaching party with a typical social response, e.g. "Hey", "Hello?", "what's up Man/Girl?", or perhaps if the two parties involved are not on familiar terms (which makes the sea bassing epic) "May I help you Sir/Ma'am?". At this point the party conducting the Sea Bassing quickly lowers their posture and inserts their hand, flat and erect, in-between the target's legs and slaps the inner thighs with their hand over and over again, mimicking a live fish that has, somehow, found its self outside it natural habitat and within the domain of a strange land-creature's legs. This should be continued until the approached party has retreated. If done correctly, the initiating party may exclaim: "You've just been Sea-Bassed". This is an example of a "Front-Bassing", the most difficult Sea-Bassing to accomplish since the target is fully aware of your intentions for strange activity.

by Hot-Tuna May 14, 2013

Chuck Bass'd

You've Chuck Bass'd someone when you've had sex with a girl and dumped her the following morning or even the same night.
Inspired by the womanizing character named Chuck bass from the television series named Gossip Girl.

Sandy: "He dumped me just after we had sex!"
Joey: "Looks like you got Chuck Bass'd. Did you at least make it to the morning? "

by Timothy Johnsonson October 4, 2009

lead bass

the awesome act of playing kickass solos on a bass, just like Billy Sheehan and Cliff burton did. It is an art that's slowly going extinct, because narrow minded, guitar-turned noobs keep sayin "a bass is a rhythm instrument"

Anesthesia(Pulling Teeth) lead bass

by LeadbassFTW January 28, 2012

Nigga Bass

Nigga Bass is a term used to describe a type of bass that is characterized by frequencies centered in the 50-80hz region. The bass is also of a high Q variety and tends to linger past the initial note. This causes the infamous boominess that travels well beyond one's car stereo (the traditional domain of nigga bass) and into surrounding vehicles. Nigga bass has these characteristics because cheap low quality equipment can recreate the boominess.

In other words, nigga bass is sloppy, "one-note," uncontrolled bass.

Nigga bass is very common in R&B, Rap, Hip-hop, and some of the more recent pop music, especially the type enjoyed by preteens and tweens.

Damn listen to dat nigga's nigga bass!

That nigga bass is shaking my balls!

AH! this nigga bass is hurting my ears!

Ma bitch orgasms from nigga bass!

by A.Roy October 27, 2009

Chuck Bass

An awesome guy in Gossip Girl that two girls are crazy about.
A player.

"Chuck Bass!"
"Because I'm Chuck Bass!"
"Looks like it's you and me, you know, my room is still
available"

by Gooose March 26, 2008

Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

by E-Dot December 15, 2008