Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

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world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

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Fell For It Again Award

A derogatory slogan used primarily by left-wing activists to mock or belittle right-wing (especially MAGA-aligned) individuals by implying they have repeatedly made poor political choices, and "fell for" those choices due to naïveté or gullibility. Widely considered a political dogwhistle aimed at insulting the intelligence of conservative voters.

"You seriously voted for him again? Congrats, here's your Fell for it Again Award."
"Fell for what..? He did exactly what his platform promised."
"It means you fell for his lies, that’s why it’s called the Fell for it Again Award!"
"And yet from 2020, you think voting in a walking teleprompter was the better choice."

by Andresonne August 3, 2025

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Greatest dad award

Honorable mentions

What does a great dad look like?

This dad deserves some credit, he is great with is toddler daughter all. He should be considered for a Greatest dad award just for this video.

Here is one epic win dad with his 2 yr old daughter all day on Japanese reality TV.

Dad daughter day! Stay home with dad (kimono mom) youtube.com

She is a traditional stay at home mom and a traditional micro living in downtown Tokyo.

He should be considered for a Greatest dad award just for this video.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

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I got a lot of cheese award

The award that Kanye is given for his contribution to the non Gangsta hip hop and his controversial statements....

person 1 :they'd rather give me the nigga please award
Person 2 : But i'll just take the I got a lot of cheese award
Person 3: Everything I am
Person 2: Shut Up Cause' it all falls down.

by (cheesecake)!! March 12, 2024

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