Anal Hellfire 

To roughly insert a glass bottle of Tabasco sauce into a victim's hiney, then shattering the bottle within by smacking the ass-cheeks together, thereby spreading shards of glass and hot juicy Tabasco all up ins.
Also: a recipe for disaster!

Guy 1: It's a beautiful day!
Guy 2: No it's not. I hate today. I hate the world. Most of all, I hate you.
Guy 1: Watch it, GUY 2... Or I'll unleash some Anal Hellfire on your sorry ass!

Anal Hellfire by T-cash November 3, 2007

Anal Sex 

When you're playing tennis and you realize it isn't tennis.

"Wait this isn't tennis... This is anal sex!"

Anal Sex by SkinnyBenis6969 June 15, 2018

anal sex 

The ultimate form of birth control.

And much cheaper than condoms.

anal sex by RIntellect August 26, 2005

Anal Droppings 

Anything that falls out of your asshole.

John: Woah! Look at these anal droppings right next to McDonalds!
Jane: Wow, look there is a fork and 33 cents covered in poo poo.
John: Let's take it.

Anal Droppings by Daizle Baizzle July 16, 2009

anal nipple cripple 

the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.

damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!

anal nipple cripple by breakingbad January 3, 2013

Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

Anal Aardvarks by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013

Anal Toeing 

The subtle art of placing ones crusty toes up the anus of a partner or themselves (usually a gymnast)

“Hey Bella come finger me”
“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”

Anal Toeing by blackthefckup June 17, 2018