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world narrow web

Since avoiding adult sites, rude language, offensive images, explicit language, vulgar remarkds, abusive swearwords and the likes are better avoided, many have now opted for the world narrow web instead.
by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009
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cob web

to skeet on a womans ass cheeks and spread them creating strings connecting the cheeks
by Cr4sh March 4, 2009
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mind web

When you're thinking about too many things at once and everything piles up until you can't think of anything anymore.
Joanie had to babysit her Aunties newborn after she finished coaching the girls basketball team. All of this was going on while she was trying to study for a diploma exam and college applications. by the way her boyfriend dumped her that morning, it was valentines day. Joanie thinks about this all night, Joanie creates a mind web.
Joanie then failed her diploma and became a hooker in need of extra cash seeing she couldn't make it into college.
by AndrewLaeddis. March 17, 2010
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Utility Web Designer

A web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.
WOW, he can design, code and market our website, he's a utility web designer!
by Etomco July 15, 2010
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Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.
Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!
by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012
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man web

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
by BlackOut March 14, 2012
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Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web
*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!
by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014
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